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Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.
"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."
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Jerry

A big ape old man who likes to yell at kids at Pinon Mesa Middle School in Phelan, California. Most kids are afraid of him.
That big ape Jerry just yelled at some kids for running.
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Jerry

A cute boy that may be single but still talks to the ladies. Jerry can be short but can carry a big package in his pants.
Allison: Hey you see Jerry over there

Halie: Yeah he is really cute

Allison: I was at his house and he carries a package

Halie: What do you mean

Allison: Just go to his house and you will know what I mean
by JOEMAMAMAMAMA October 22, 2019
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Jerry

A overweight,very dim-witted male who tends to be attached to a certain inanimate object with trauma commonly
I have a relative but just between you and me he's a jerry
by Squooboo October 16, 2023
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Jerry

The clown that sits on the back of the ice cream truck and kidnaps obese kids.
Look its jerry.
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Jerry

I Jerry the world.
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Jerry

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
Never cross or betray a Jerry, it’ll be a regret of a lifetime.
Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?
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