Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

Classic Volco

When you win a match by pure luck

1: "FFS how did I lose this??"
2: "Nah man he just pulled a Classic Volco"

by WaterfallSTUNT October 24, 2017

Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.

Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage

by WhiteCop January 16, 2021

but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

A Nick Huston Classic

When you shit in your hands and clap while singing ITS CORN

I gave her a Nick Huston classic yesterday

by The most special special June 27, 2023

Classic

A word that's used 24/7 by a random person

Oh thats classic as

by Zathhoven099 January 30, 2020

Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.

"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."

by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025