planet hopping

An excessive dose of acid mixed with and excessive dose of dxm with and excessive dose of benadryl.(DXM has to be the robitussin pills)
Friend 1: Yo bro... we just straight planet hopped and survived...
Friend 2: yeah.... planet hopping....
Friend 1 : wanna go get some mcdonalds?
Friend 2: hell yeah just lemme find some water
by Juuuuby November 05, 2020
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Vent Hopping

The act of rapidly switching through old Ventrilo servers in your list to see if they are still active.
I was Vent hopping today and I found our old server from when we raided back in BC.
by RyuukLovesApples November 09, 2011
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Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
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Hop-cock

a girl who leads guys on and then switches, as if jumping from cock to cock like a girl playing hopscotch
i liked sarah until she showed me she was a total hop-cock
by Zlatanibrahimovic December 02, 2014
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Hop cock

Girl who Leads a bunch of guys on
i liked sarah until I found out she was a total hop cock
by Zlatanibrahimovic December 02, 2014
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bottle hopping

Involves traveling from a club VIP table with bottle service to the another club with a available bottle. If done correctly little to no money is needed to drink in the club. This act is normally only accomplished successfully by attractive young females.
Kassie and I were bottle hopping the entire night while we were clubbing, until glass got in her eye from a bottle shattering.
by 2Clutch2Touch July 13, 2015
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Hop on Persona

I'm about to have sex
hey man I'm about to get hop on persona!
by birdshaftt June 19, 2023
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