When two men greet each other by jacking each other off while staring in different directions. The men then promptly part ways.
by The Mad Tbagger October 13, 2011
Get the Soggy Handshake mug.My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013
Get the Huckleberry Handshake mug.a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.
Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.
by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018
Get the Sloth Handshake mug.A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).
GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?
Old Guy: $800 please.
Guy: <pays> Here you go.
Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.
Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!
Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.
<15 mins>
Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.
Guy: <pays>
Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?
Old Guy: $800 please.
Guy: <pays> Here you go.
Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.
Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!
Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.
<15 mins>
Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.
Guy: <pays>
Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
Get the Gun Money Handshake mug."Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."
"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
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Get the los angeles handshake mug.When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.
Across the busy bar, Marlon spotted his best mate rob and quickly proceeded to give him a Devil's handshake.
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