Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Swarm Grenade

A utility in the video-game Valorant that is used by the character KillJoy as a deterrent that sticks to any horizontal surface. It is basically a molotov.

He won't defuse the spike, there is a swarm grenade on it.

by DiosPerroSandia October 2, 2022

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022

bloody grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

Mediplosive Grenade

A Mediplosive Grenade causes static destruction and liquidation of still matter, causing no expansion nor contraction of energy.

The mediplosive grenade caused everything within it’s radius to collapse in a single position.

by h3v_1 January 24, 2022

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022