A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
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I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
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Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin September 3, 2016
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Get the German mug.The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
by The 🍓 October 11, 2018
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