fortnite

A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019

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