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monkey fist

Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect.
I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.
by Alistair Finch July 30, 2006
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Paci-fist

The act of fisting your girlfriend (or possibly boyfriend) in attempts to make amends or peace after a conflict or argument.
Boyfriend: Fine, you're right. Let's just paci-fist and go to bed
Girlfriend: :D
by Wahzuhbee June 14, 2011
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Fisting Ass

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger
by slick weasssel December 17, 2008
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Hulk Fist

Fisting, but with those "Hulk handsnd at your local Retailer.Fisting
by Daniel Porter October 13, 2003
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harrys fist

To force a fist up the vagina of a human being, without making her bleed
Oh brother i gave her a harrys fist she'll never forget
by Chris Morgan July 11, 2003
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main fist

mainfist/main fist:
First the term'fist' must be understood here as 'to screw someone over'/'do someone in'.
A main fist is someone who constantly/ perpetually annoys someone/fists them. Similarly, it can also mean a person who has commited a highly appalling act of fisting (non sexual). It can be used to refer to a person or a company/coporation. It can also be used as a jokey affectionate term for close friends/family.

The term originated in the north of england.
"Main Fist Mr.Smith gave me a 50000 word essay to do."

"mainfist checkout girl just fisted me trying to charge me double for my pineapple."

"mainfist."

"proper mainfist"

andy: "ye man, main fist wont stop calling my phone and now she posted pictures of me all over campus saying I'm crap in bed."
dave:"main fisting action there, mate."
by Main Fist April 18, 2008
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swamp fist

When your hand is covered in sweat before you fist someone.
Thank God I had a case of swamp fist going on last night. I hate when Cheryl's ass is dry and I really have to work to ram it in there.
by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011
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