Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

The brother finger

The middle finger according to the Wiggles five fingered family.

Give them the brother finger Emma... Okay Simon they're gonna get it!

by Chuck_Finley March 25, 2022

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

badger finger

Waggling your right ring finger aggressively at another person or object. Often to assert dominance or express emotion towards that person/object.

Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.

"Wow dude did you see Seki just badger finger his girlfriend's head after he straight up air Jordan dat ho?!"

"Yeah man it was crazy"

by TheRealBadgerMan December 12, 2013