Fu

A fake ass bitch

You only hit me up when you're bored. You're fu as fuck.

by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Basically Fu**ed

When one put there arm round another in a foreign country ,they would have 'basically Fu**ed'

When mason went on holiday he met a girl ,they basically Fu**ed

by Symsym.com November 19, 2019

Tree Fu Tom

A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.

Tree Fu Tom is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Fu

Used in the 408 as a way to distract people from someone’s voice

“Ay yo was-“
“Fu”

by UrBoiiiNahom October 1, 2019

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021