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Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018
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Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow
Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Flu fu

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025
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Gao fu shuai

A slang term for a person who is tall, rich and handsome used mostly in China for the ideal guy.
Look at that Gao Fu Shuai ! He is my ideal guy!
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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Matthew Fu

A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
Matthew Fu was molesting again.....
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
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Fu Jiang Xuai

An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.

Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Damn, he's a monster in Bed, he must have practiced Fu Jiang Xuai
by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023
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Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!
by owhims January 6, 2025
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