feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.

Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.

by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.

"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

Feeding the Cat

Ejaculating inside a vagina

I came in her, I was totally feeding the cat

by TillerTheKiller May 11, 2016

Feeding the iguana

If you know you know.

Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty

by anonymous hater 2 November 28, 2024