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ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.
person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.
by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018
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Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.
Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
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Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
by biggie doodle October 1, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
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Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice
Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.
by JakeWerk February 8, 2019
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Ethan

he likes ice cream. and kit-kats.
by oof123 January 10, 2018
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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