edward shitterhands

cleaning a clogged toilet without the use of a plunger, usually with the use of hands and/or feet. Usually is followed by disposing of shit by tossing/throwing/chucking out of the bathroom, not necessarily at onlookers, but often in random directions. Often a common occurrence during states of being blacked out and/or acting retarted while drunk.

At shasta, T-hart was acting like a real edward shitterhands after he clogged the only toilet on the houseboat.

Dude theres shit all over the bathroom! Did you turn into an edward shitterhands when you passed out on the toilet last night?

by Shasta4life2010 November 6, 2010

Edward airplane fingers

Edward airplane fingers is similar to the well known "Edward forty hands." But instead taping 40 ozs to each hand, the person tapes an airplane bottle of liquor to each finger on both hands. The main and most important part, is the person can not urinate until all ten bottles have been drank.

" Dude Hunter is serious about attempting edward airplane fingers, he just drank his right hand"

by huntaa October 4, 2011

Edward

Savage, tomahawk throwing sex beast. He produces many children and stomps mud holes in his opponent's asses. You may know him, but when asked he does not know or care about you. He is the picture of manliness and has a beard that flows like rivers coming down a great mountain. Many want to be an Edward.

I need an Edward in my life in order to be satisfied in every way.

I need to go to the gym to start looking Edward for the beach.

Most chics are team Edward

by slayedpussy696969 May 24, 2018

Edward

The hottest guy in school and the boy everyone thirsts after. Tall and lean, and smells good, he is surrounded by a hoard of girls everyday who struggle against everyone else to touch him. He drives a sports car to school everyday and gives girls a ride back to their house everyday after school. He is the captain of the rugby team and is dating the captain of the cheerleaders. Additionally he has good grades and is eligible to study law in Harvard.

Tasha: "Did you see who Edward was with today?"
Enya: "Of course, emma and the rest of the school!"

Aurora: "I want to date someone so badly"

Tara: "Get an Edward"

by hainal October 21, 2019

Edgar

Her is corn. Low key depressed, bullied at school. Nice guy if you get to know him. Sucks at most things that isnt soccer. A traditional beaner. Sometimes a snitch.

You be an Edgar someone my G.

by NotEdgar February 28, 2020

CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last

person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree

by the man with the sex November 13, 2021

Edgar Allen Poe

The original #1 goth!

You ain't a goth if you don't know Edgar Allen Poe

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 July 13, 2004