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Dock-Ocking

The process of adding mechanical limbs onto something, whether it be through attaching to the skin or to a device that should be worn.
You know what my OC is missing? A little bit of Dock-Ocking.
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
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E-Docking

When two medium range city in AOZ attack each other with rocket soldiers. The penis shaped rocket tips explode onto each similarly to a natural docking where two men go tip to tip. The alpha uses loose skin preferably foreskin to “Chinese finger trap” the shafts.
(904) God of death likes to dock in his free time with strangers and e-docking when he catches an STD.
by Poo858 December 31, 2024
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Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
by Lily Boone April 4, 2021
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dock puller

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.
Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.
by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010
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Cock-Dock

NOUN: Slang term for a vagina.
Man, I straight dropped my load in her

Cock-Dock and she got angry that I didn't use the proper PPE.
by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 21, 2023
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Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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