DWGW disorder

DWGW disorder means dude with giant wiener disorder

“bro why is his bulge so big”
“omg have you not heard? he has dwgw disorder”

by dontblingmymc September 16, 2023

Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.

Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder

by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008

double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009

Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.

Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.

by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010

Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"

Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.

by SlangDude November 28, 2012

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.

Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.

by Definers Galore April 28, 2013