Literary Depression

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and loss of interest one experiences shortly after finishing a mind-blowingly good book.
Man 1: "Hey, what's up with Joe today? He seems sad,"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, he just finished 'Inheritance'. He's got a bad case of Literary Depression,"
by daddymorrrmon November 15, 2011
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GREATEST DEPRESSION

The Global Depression that started in September 2008 and will continue for a dozen years.
The GREATEST DEPRESSION of all time was the global depression that started in 2008.
by Joe Neubarth February 09, 2009
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Nut Depression

The feeling of general sadness for about 5 minutes after you ejaculate
"Damn bro, I got nut depression after masturbating with my HOMIES last night!"
by gayfuckboy2039 July 10, 2020
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Depression of Emos

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.
Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.
by Adam VW March 16, 2008
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facebook depressed

Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.
Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...

The Next Day At School

Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!

Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.
by ThatKoolGuy April 20, 2009
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Fake depression

A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.
Look at Harry's story he's definitely got fake depression.
by Hoodrat18 November 13, 2019
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Depression Porn

Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.
Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit
by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017
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