A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
by wavyfleet March 3, 2017
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The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.
by Precious Warrior December 12, 2017
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by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
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Get the David Hause mug.The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-
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