depression outfit

The outfit you wear when you’re going through it, the one you always go to because it’s comfy

An outfit you wear for days on end because of your inability to get up and change/bathe.

“I’ve been stuck in my depression outfit for days because I’m too sad to shower”

depression outfit by Live4LOONA February 19, 2023

Depression jack 

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

Depression jack by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Depression Hibernation 

when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression

Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation

Depression Hibernation by ClicheName December 9, 2023

depression dishes 

When you finally get around to doing the dishes that's been piling up for months.

"Hey Tom! i finally got around to doing my depression dishes!"

depression dishes by phalluslover00 January 13, 2024

depression burrito 

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

depression burrito by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

depression shit 

that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever

"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"

depression shit by anonymous crow February 24, 2024

Depression eyes

People who get really bad depression normally have something called depressed eyes. It basically is dull eyes that look dead.

Cherry: yo samantha have you seen Gia? She’s got depression eyes.
Samantha: oh no is she okay? Has anyone checked up on her?

Depression eyes by Usernotonline December 11, 2024