Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.
Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.
by Slawdad July 18, 2018
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Dad Avenue

The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.
My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more slutty clothes with pictures of a TARDIS on them. I'm going to park my happy ass out here on Dad Avenue.
by rightshu January 19, 2015
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Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.
Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?
by Lake fun April 14, 2020
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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 04, 2019
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dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.
"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"
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Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.
My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!
by BOROKING June 21, 2016
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