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Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.
I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money
by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025
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Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.
“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024
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Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime
Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.
by Silky_13 May 31, 2024
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cricket

A really amazing person, who, might not seem like anything at first sight, but, ends up truly surprising you. A cricket might not be the most noticeable or eye-catching person in the room, but once you meet them, they are the spotlight of everything you do. Its truly an honor to love a cricket.
"He might not seem like much, but trust me, he's a true cricket."
by Urny Purny November 21, 2021
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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