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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
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coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way
"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"
by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023
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Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.
Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method
by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024
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fascist fuck cretins

"Fascist fuck cretin" is a highly offensive and derogatory term. It likely combines "fascist," a term referring to someone who supports or enforces authoritarian, right-wing, and nationalist ideologies, with vulgar insults. The term "cretin" is an outdated and offensive term historically used to describe someone with a physical or mental disability, though it is now generally understood as a generic insult. Together, this phrase is meant to severely demean someone or an elitist group of corrupt individuals, suggesting they are not only politically reprehensible but also profoundly foolish or contemptible.
Look at those chemtrails in the sky and the glyphosate in our food! We can thank the likes of those elitist, fascist fuck cretins and their fugly fucking snouts. We can show our gratitude by stomping those wee little cockroaches like no tomorrow as they are nothing but mush up under my boots.
by AnonymousjomamaMS. July 5, 2024
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Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:
Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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