a cosmic smug

a very smug smug, cosmic you could say.
smug is also a tsundere

smug is my grinding bird
a cosmic smug

by big daddy nash May 21, 2021

The cosmic cast

Ash was previously in this location

The Cosmic cast is groomers

by Catlyst May 24, 2021

baikonur cosmodrome

old fucking rocket launch place
canaverals worst nightmare

person one “I’m going to baikonur cosmodrome tomorrow”
person two “ok”
person one “bye”

by flying dildo rocket June 23, 2023

The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable

Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

Dirty Cosimo

When you giving a chick backshots while playing Counter-Strike and eating goldfish off her ass.

Guy 1: “Yo dude remember that girl I was with last night? Well I pulled a Dirty Cosimo on her”

Guy: “No way that’s sick! Yo add me on steam so we can play.”

by CringeKing... December 10, 2023

Agnostic Cosmologist

If you’re an Agnostic Cosmologist, you’re not sure if the Universe exists or not!

Being an agnostic cosmologist is similar to being an agnostic realist, where you’re not sure if Reality exists or not. (Dobe Doinat!)

by Dobe Fugin Doinat February 21, 2024

The Cosmic Viper Special

The act of sagging one’s cargo pants or someone else ripping their jeans and then trying to sue them on a school device.

I walked into school and someone gave me the cosmic viper special.

by SangMfa February 25, 2026