The lowest of all human life forms on the planet. This term stems from the adjective "coon" (referring to black people), which is the lowest of all races (White, Mexican, Jewish...etc.). However, black people have two positive attributes that they contribute to society (a large penis and athleticism). The adjective "pin dick" (more commonly stated as "needle dick") eliminates their big dick attribute. Using the noun "jockey" (referring to horse riding jockeys, which are commonly runts of all people) eliminates all athleticism. "Pin Dick Coon Jockey" describes a black person that has a small penis and is small in stature, the lowest of all possible human life forms on the planet.
by PDCJ Steve May 03, 2008
The act of placing one's testicles on someone's forehead, stretching one's taint over the top of someone's head, and hanging one's penis off the back of the recipients head, thus resembling a coon-skin cap worn by Davy Crockett.
"Hey, lets give my brother-in-law a coon-skin cap when he falls asleep! Then we can post pictures of it on facebook!"
by sexyNJcockslapper May 08, 2009
by Indica🍃 April 06, 2022
It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon
Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 09, 2020
Coon Rapids High School (CRHS) is the most ghetto school in Anoka county. All the girls are fake and all the guys want are nudes. The teachers are annoying asf and assign so much homework for no reason. Our sports suck and all the guys think they’re gonna go pro. Also known as Coon Ratchet.
by ihearthoochiemamas February 16, 2021
1.Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) are individuals with the unique ability to tresspass on a property or in a conveyance in the middle of the night in search of anything valuable: Battery operated, anything new still in original packaging, rechargeable, lights up, or is remote controlled are highly sought after. Walmart receipts for recent purchases paid for with cash are also hunted. Kuhnkackurz also possess the uncanny ability to avoid being detained by the local law enforcement agency. 2. A new brand of clothing inspired by the Kuhnkackurz lifestyle. www.kuhnkackurz.com.
what do you call people that always have a change of clothes but no job to pay for them? those are what you call Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) my friend. Kuhnkackurz is also a cool ass store online with some fly ass gear. www.kuhnkackurz.com
by www.kuhnkackurz.com May 03, 2023
Matt Coonan's video camera
by The Real Coon Cam August 11, 2003