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Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.
by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016
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back up conversation

The secondary text message exchange you keep going in case the main conversation goes cold
It took Brittany forever to respond to my text message. I think I was her back up conversation.
by Words and music March 10, 2016
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Boxing The Conversation

During a conversation, if one manages to perform the following in sequential order; a one-upper, a random segue, a one-downer, and finally another random segue which takes the conversation back to the beginning. The sequence can begin at any step as long as it forms a figurative box at the close of the manoeuvre.
"Terry is boxing the conversation with Bennie, this is hilarious! Hahaha!"
or "You've been boxed bro!"
or "Classic boxing!"
by christophergbass March 29, 2017
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conversative Swagger

To have a swagger in how you conversate.
I was talking to my bro earlier and I showed off my conversative swagger.
by Ti Ade Byrz July 8, 2012
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Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.
I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!
by corrnucopia January 26, 2011
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Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
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