Colin

piano queen

Omg did you see that guy playing piano?

Yeah, he’s a Colin.

by aapanda November 12, 2023

Colin Foy

The luckiest person in the world to be dating a wonderful girl named michelle who make Colin happy and she cares about Colin very much and will listen to him Michelle is a very good kisser but i give good hugs she is beautiful and amazing

You can say o my god he is a colin foy

by Colin Foy September 16, 2020

Colin

Someone that thinks that he has lots of friends but will never have the self confidence to say that he's lonely.

Fuck you Colin

by zombie365 July 5, 2017

Colins girl

A girlfriend who after you date undergoes the process of becoming a man

Boy 1: I just broke up with Sarah after 6 months dude
Boy 2: Isn’t she a full grown man now?
Boy 1: Yeah she’s such a Colins girl

by PogRider7 April 22, 2022

Colin Lane

To be a Colin Lane is to be an infamous pedophile around a small town, and has hundreds of victims fresh outta the womb locked in his crawlspace

Your being such a Colin Lane right now you pedo!

by Farmerkid74 January 16, 2025

Colin

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).

Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF gig last week, what a great guy!

by optimuspunk October 12, 2025

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023