irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.

Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!

by Jay King December 7, 2006

Give the cock

An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.

That asshole cut me off I'm going to give him the cock.(Give the cock)

by TheCrusher69 July 19, 2011

cock balls

Meanlingless phrase normally said when you want to say a lot of swear words at once but the just all combine into one

ah.......... cock balls

by Schultz February 3, 2005

Massive Cock

it’s when someone has a giant foot long penis in between their legs

“inallexx has a massive cock”

by alex elmslie is a massive gay January 3, 2019

cock mongrel

One who selfishly devours the cock.

Wow, that Cornell is such a cock mongrel.

by Jumai182 January 19, 2008

cock scholar

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style December 26, 2008

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016