Chestered

the action, of someone containing great quanities of doushebaggery, screwing someone over for means equally doushy as the person its self.

I have been chestered out of a relationship.

by LadyFriend02 October 18, 2011

chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.

He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!

by lather December 3, 2010

Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.

Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington

by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015

chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.

Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)

by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007

chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.

Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.

by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010

Chester Bennington

To hang oneself

"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."

by Rakgor October 18, 2017

Cheaterversary

The day your husband decides to pursue a relationship with a whore while you are pregnant with his child, thus causing you to gain weight and become "unattractive".

Happy Cheaterversary you piece of shit.

by MaryJane P. Owerade May 17, 2014