leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 4, 2017

prenatal care

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

I love dirty prenatal care to sluts an the ultrasound clinic

by Imthaap April 9, 2017

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

cup of care

Oh look, its fucking empty

Cup of care always empty as fuck

by Toomyg July 8, 2016

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.

"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"

by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016