muscle cake

n. slang term for anabolic steroids

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.

by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

Cake Scum

the layer of cake left on a cake pan when the cake is gone, sometimes scraped and eaten with a butter knife.

After the cake was gone we grabbed a couple of butter knifes and ate the "cake scum" It was the best part..

by batmon July 16, 2009

sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Cake Face

A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.

"OMG. Cake Face girl showed up to school without makeup and looks like a zombie."

by AKTaylor January 27, 2015

fruuit cake

fruuit cake was made for the 2nd Vietnam war to combat the success of flex cake and cause the patient to be diagnosed with 76.9 years in suspended motion and a brain tumour

fruit cake is back, and now it's called fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018