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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
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British skilly wag

When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.
You know that British skilly wag mark thinks he's actually white.
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British Chatukar

Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.
A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.
by ImanMamSamman July 23, 2021
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Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.
by Feania May 14, 2023
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British liquid

A slang term to describe a cup of tea
Would you like a cup of British liquid?
by Davies84 June 1, 2019
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england, northern & republic of ireland (the latter technically not in uk) (all DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). They'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts, the Welsh & Scots, are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well. Artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.

It's this impulse in them to push forward their thinking, because they are above you, no matter the complete lack of basis for that impression. So they stress words, raise their tones, snarl & grunt, as if that would force you to submission. More of enabling a primal impulse that they've refined to an art.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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Next on bbc:

OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic
Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021
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