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Blood Crack

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.
by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023
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blood and thunder

A kickass song of the album Leviathan by American metal band Mastodon. Was featured in Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Saints Row, Rocksmith 2014, Project Gotham Racing 3, Splatterhouse and Guitar Hero Metallica in addition to the film The Big Short.
Dude: you got any good music man!?
Bro: yeah I do, Mastodon's Blood and Thunder!
Dude: hell yeah dude, blast that!
by Mastodonrox September 23, 2016
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Love Blood

The added lubrication that comes from having sex during a woman's menstrual cycle.
Samantha's love blood was all over Bob.
by Camilla1 September 2, 2006
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peace blood

saying goodbye to a fellow blood member
We about to roll to the store for a blunt, peace blood!
by Doc6 April 29, 2008
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Blood sucker

-Small animal or parasite
-Lawyer
-Ex girlfriend
-Politician
-Masochist
by Ninjatikiman April 30, 2005
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Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 31, 2011
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Tiger Blood

Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.
Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"

Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"

Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"

Bill "Will it be magic?"

Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
by The ma-sheen March 19, 2011
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