Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”

by The Man With Glasses July 05, 2018

desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.

Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."

by ar42dent October 07, 2013

Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.

He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.

by ChickenRice May 08, 2015

banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

bashful banana

When a man is engaging in intercourse and his penis loses it's erection and rapidly softens.

The date went really well, but when we got back to my place he got all bashful banana on me.

by Chef Juicy September 28, 2017

The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock

I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...

by Penguin-Focus November 05, 2015

laced banana

1. Someone taking psychiatric medication. 2. A psychiatric patient.

He had some sort of breakdown and is now on a bunch of meds. Yeah, a real laced banana.

by errantshade July 20, 2008