The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman
by NextJen October 28, 2024

by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan
1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?
by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023


The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025
