Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 1, 2011

Waid Base

A terrable rust base that is so bad that it was most likely made by the rust player "Waid"

Damn that shit look like a waid base.

by wssdsdsd January 17, 2023

base cadet

Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.

Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.

by caytinator January 25, 2011

22nd Base

when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy

Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly

by Pwnstarr October 8, 2007

111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"

Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.

by Esprit d'internet November 10, 2012

billionth base

To make love To a magical uncorn with a penis the size of africa

Yolanda: Dude billionth base is crazy
Richard:y would u... I'm leaving

by ejaculated homo October 11, 2013

26th base

The act of sexual intercourse in which two different guys penetrate both ears at the same time till completion, resulting in the brain being covered in semen.

Jack: I heard that Hayden let A-Strombulon and T-breezy get to 26th base on him last night

Hadley: Dam those two are playas(J-roc accent)

by A-Strombulon June 17, 2022