Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard

"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."

by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013

British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.

- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.

by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

british bricks

a british ginger with a fat red head

oh no isn't that british bricks? fuck i need to kill myself

by Duane! December 21, 2016

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.

"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"

by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018