Weiner Baby

A guy who is gay but is afraid to admit it because of the social impact on there life.

Chris is a Weiner Baby, he doesn't want to tell anyones he gay. #gayyy

by BIG DADDY AARON October 30, 2019

Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.

"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."

by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012

Tv Baby

Someone who was raised by the Television. Instead of the parents hireing a babysitter they plant the kid(s) in front of the television. In turn the tv raises the kid.

That boy is a TV baby. Dont they ever get out of the house top play with other kids?

by itsEViLDeDdotcom September 20, 2011

Baby Friday

Thursday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023

Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020

Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.

by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

Baby daisy

A little mistake who is a crying little kid when you lose and you probably will because baby daisy is not a good character to play as in Mario Kart Wii or Mario Kart 8.

Dude 1:hey what is that crying noise
Dude 2:I lost playing with baby daisy
Dude 1:this little mistake dont play as her, she is trash and a waste of character place
Dude 2:yeah baby luigi is the best baby character of them all on the bullet bike
Dude 1:not to mention baby luigi is THICK

by Bionicthemagicdogo February 27, 2020