asshole mess

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole maneuverability

The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.

He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.

by racool January 13, 2009

asshole driving

When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.

What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.

by Dontstopgetitgetit March 16, 2014

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.

where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB

by theham December 29, 2013

Mamabear asshole

Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family

Mamabear Asshole is the boss of the bear family

by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020

Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.

There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.

by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020