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banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.
damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!
by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017
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banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 24, 2017
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the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Chop Banana

Nigerian slang term meaning "to have sex". Usually as a one night stand or fling.
Yo look at the fattie on that Nigerian girl!

Dayyuuummnnnn son. I'm bout to ask her to chop banana.
by Casablanca1776 August 17, 2016
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fudgy banana

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
by AirMatthew December 1, 2015
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Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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