Reverse Anal

Dr. Peter Buttram, urologist, proctologist, says:

I do NOT recommend anal sex. However, if you must...

1. Wash up before sex -- especially the anus.

2. Use a condom.

3. Wash up immediately after sex -- especially the anus and the penis.

4.Especially avoid Reverse Anal.

The correct order for triorafice sex is:

1. Oral (felattio, cunninlingus)

2. Coitus (penis & vagina)

3. Anal (penis in condom in anus)

Don't stick the tongue or fingers or unprotected penis in the anus.

Reverse Anal is:

1. Anal (penis in anus -- especially if unprotected)

2. Coitus (poopy penis in vagina)

3. Oral (poopy, pussified penis in woman's mouth.

Reverse Anal for gayboys is:

1. Unprotected Anal.

2. Oral.

DON'T BE A FUCKTARD!

Don't say to me, "Doctor, WHY did this happen to me?"

by Peter Buttram June 25, 2006

anal beads

plastic things about the size of a fishing bead that you FUCKIN RAM UP YOUR SHITTER

anal beads up the arse

by someone98 July 13, 2011

Anal Love

When somebody says that love you because of your anus.
Some people who love the other because of good quality anal sex!

I love to feel you inside of my ass, this is the real Anal Love.

by AnalLover33 March 1, 2010

Anal Virgin

This is a female who has never had anal sex or anything inserted up her ass.

She couldn't take a dick up her ass so she has to be an anal virgin.

by DIphoeniX December 29, 2007

anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

Anal Shotgun

The act of placing a cigar in a persons ass and lighting the end that is sticking out. The person is instructed to use thier anal muscles to take a draw on the cigar. When it is done the other person removes the cigar and places thier mouth over the other one asshole and the person blows the smoke in that person mouth.

My girlfriend after we had anal sex placed a cigar in her ass and gave me an Anal Shotgun

by osuman1203 December 3, 2007

anal spunk

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).

After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.

Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.

by ADD86 October 28, 2007