Alan Reet

Tiktok man that grafts dark matter surrons all day . Often associated with the chavgartha plot.

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"

by X-sav May 10, 2025

Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick

Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says “ye course sure it was a Friday night”

by JasonJCM April 5, 2023

Alan

Very Handsome, multi-task masters, hard working, very driven and very loving. Will give anything in the world if you was he’s girl. Most Alan’s are trustworthy and over protective. Don’t take their kindness for weakness because it will back fire in a bad way for you. All in all if you get to know a Alan lock them in your life. It will be the best thing for you.

If greatness was a person name, I’m pretty sure it would be ALAN!

by Alan B November 23, 2021

alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.

alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢

by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021

Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle

yo alan bednarski is the coolest

by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022

alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025