Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke

alan the hairdresser

by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019

Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick

Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says “ye course sure it was a Friday night”

by JasonJCM April 5, 2023

Alan

Very Handsome, multi-task masters, hard working, very driven and very loving. Will give anything in the world if you was he’s girl. Most Alan’s are trustworthy and over protective. Don’t take their kindness for weakness because it will back fire in a bad way for you. All in all if you get to know a Alan lock them in your life. It will be the best thing for you.

If greatness was a person name, I’m pretty sure it would be ALAN!

by Alan B November 23, 2021

alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.

alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢

by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021

ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him

ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

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Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025