Andre

A fuckboy wanting attention. He enjoys jacking off, being horny and usually enjoys soccer. He is usually quite hypocritical and irritating but can be a good friend when he comes around.

Person 1: Did you see Andre today?
Person 2: Yeah, he was playing with his dick.
Person 1: GROSS!

by Sandy Crust Bucket October 28, 2019

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a boy (man) names andre is very funny like very very funny 😂 he gets all the girls and is very cute and hot. he has a very big group of friends and everyone likes as a friend and a crush. Whoever gets him would be a very lucky girl (woman)

“Omg I think andres looking at me!”
“You’re so luck I swear....”

by realglossip October 30, 2019

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he is a loyal friend and a person to value in life. His smile can brighten up the pitch black room and would do anything for a friend. He can make a girl fall in love with him in any second. He’s a cool person to hang around with and may be shy but is a strong person. You mess with his friend then he will get on you. You disrespect him the he’ll spit on your grave but if you respect him then you cool.

Person 1: shit I need help
Person 2: Ask Andres for help

by Bustedanutonthischick October 30, 2019

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A person who is very funny. He likes big booty bitches and big cock niggas. His gf strokes his cock on the weekend, and he loves it. He’s a great football player. If you like Latino boys with big pipis, he’s your man.

Did you see the new guy?
No, why?
He’s a total andres.

by ulice November 4, 2019

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