Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
Get the Banana Junkiemug. When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
by AirMatthew December 1, 2015
Get the fudgy bananamug. The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.
The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
Get the Banana Gunmug. A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
Get the desk bananamug. When if you don’t know that one tik tok, you say this implying you are as stupid as the idea of a banana with no crust.
by RANDOMPERSON578912590341687 April 20, 2020
Get the Banana with no crustmug. When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
Get the banana heavesmug. Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
Get the Banana Lobstermug.