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Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like
Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!
by Nigger poop June 19, 2019
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placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
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Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
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queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."
You're going to give me the queefing weebles!
by GrinHard April 18, 2017
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queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.
I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.
by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017
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booty queef

When a guy or girl has been taking it in the butt and they pass air
I was hittin good last night and the bitch went an had a booty queef in my face
by His Queen👑 September 27, 2017
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phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF
Her: whoah I just had a phat queef
by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017
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