Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Gay Turtle

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.

I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"

by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 29, 2007

Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

slap the turtle

during anal sex if the bellend touches the recievers turd this is known as slapping the turtle

OMG you just slapped my turtle
i told you not to slap the turtle it hurts!!!

by lewy1102 =) January 14, 2009

turtle ponchos

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.

Turtle Ponchos are very good.

by CHANCLA THROWER May 1, 2018

Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014