Schoolhouse Rock

A cartoon that teaches kids about ... subjects and school.

And stuff..

As your body grows bigger your mind must flower it's great to learn cause knowledge is power!
-Schoolhouse rock

by rhyphin April 24, 2017

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 27, 2023

Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.

1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/

by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009

Raking Rocks

The action of snorting cocaine

- "She was caught raking rocks behind the school."

by Mouse Pearce March 27, 2017

kick the rock

Use the bathroom in order to release ones bowels.
Synonyms: take a shit, go number two

Man I ate a lot today, I'm gonna go kick the rock.

by Trooper June 6, 2016

Rock Nip

When ur titty gets as hard as a rock

Bro yesterday I was taking a shower and all of a sudden my nipple was hard as a rock broooooo it’s a Rock Nip

by BeastMasta69 December 6, 2017

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010