fool

an animal

foolish animal

by blaise mf mbaegbu(trippyjuice) January 25, 2024

one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson

Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"

by noturdad020 March 25, 2022

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Manipulative Fool

Someone who lies through their teeth to get their way, but they have no foresight whatsoever to see the end results of their actions. Essentially, they brainwash people into obeying them without hesitation, then use said people to ruin their own life without realizing it.

My congressman tricked congress into passing a bill that legalized having religious books in schools. Now they're panicking that other religious people are also putting their books in schools. What a manipulative fool.

by Lucifina Nightinger July 1, 2024

Fool

Someone who skips Sherif’s status

Sherif is not a fool.

by On god December 1, 2018

Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022

Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.

Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.

by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018