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A-Shift

A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
Fucking A-Shift…”
by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022
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Shift

Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.
Here, will ya shift me friend there?
by Iamnotafriget November 29, 2019
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the great shift

The era when watching anime became socially cool in spring 2025, marking the end of hiding for anime fans.
I was watching anime back when it was socially ostracized before the great shift.
by verulam April 20, 2025
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cuckle shift

A phenomenon when your dock moves to much
by Cuck man February 6, 2021
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CEMETERY SHIFT KEY

it is when you have an irrevocable change.

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER says" there in no social status. and given his WISE ASSERY.EXCEMENT.288 " there is know social status.

When I was walking "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON died today.

When you walk through a GRAVEYARD you get this REALIZATION about LIFE SAVERS.

Something that should be included in EV.

LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
Listen understand when you are walking through THE HOLY CROSS CEMETERY with a FUNERAL going on as O got this inspiration that when we are above we got that inscription that says we are THE REAL ENGINE but on the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY our UNREAL ENGINE becomes what we b2come as he REAL ENGINE the you can say is INSITE..

The only thing is , when you press the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY , we all get the same LETTER that is FOR REAL"

Well , if you apply ECONOMICS we push the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY and we all become equally A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.

When somebody saves YOUR LIFE as FUCK give them your BIRTH RIGHTS includes SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and where you grew up because they have the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY reserved for a lot later on , because after all , "THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE" so don't be afraid to SUCK ON IT as be A PROUD SUCKER.

Listen most drive with an insurance policy so it won't hurt to have a CEMETERY SHIFT KEY in your vehicle as to avoid that CONVERGENCE FLIGHT as you can avail yourself of the SIMULATION.

When the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY is applied the REAL PEEPLES most have ignored are the UNREAL ENGINE now in your REAL ENGINE LIFE.

More than AN AUSSIEH0LE as the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY as the silent thunder and a little GRAV ITY as the REAL LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 22, 2022
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National Shifting Day

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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