monday

the worst day of week; hell

god damn, its monday again.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

monday

best cat girl ever

yooo you see monday around she the best

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022

Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024