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Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
by harry0101 November 9, 2018
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Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 7, 2015
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Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY
Michael has a gay over in his imagination
by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018
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michael

WOW LOOK AT MICHAEL OVER THERE

HES GOT A MUSCLE PP FOR SURE
by muscle pp January 17, 2019
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Michael

Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.
Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?
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Michael

Wow he is such a Michael
by Human852 January 23, 2017
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Michael

this is Michael
by guitman December 20, 2016
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